Dear Diary,

Teddy and Ella have left for Utopia and Ella won’t stop singing (out-of-tune no less) her version of “Follow the Yellow Brick Road”.

The darling babies are progressing just SO fast. I swear, Dimitri nearly said “Dada” this morning! Belle is progressing awfully fast and she looks SUCH a delight in her beautiful lacy onesies. You won’t BELIEVE the wadrobe I shopped off E-bay for them.

Belle is such a picture today with Dimitri sitting in the double-buggy. She’s got on her little pinafore with lace trim and a pretty bunny-checkered shirt underneath the pinafore. She inherited Ella’s ability to change her hair length and colour but only that not her bone structure. It’s currently down to her elbows and a beautiful gold just like her mwommy’s isn’t she, hmm, cutie-wootie-woo? I plaited it into two pigtails and tied the ends with big blue velvet bows. Her adorable little feet have the most beautiful Sketcher Sneakers. They have little “Ss” with daisies surround the “S” hanging off the front. Pink bands, too. She has a pretty lace-trimmed blankie covering her frame and she’s sleeping peacefully. Dimitri doesn’t have ADHD and is gorgeously adorable too. He’s in matching overalls to his twin sister’s and he’s got a army-checkered shirt underneath. His hair is dark and neatly parted down to the last follicle. His sneakers are the cutest camoflage ones I’ve EVA seen!! They’re the limited-edition, vintage camoflage Sketchers I bought of Shoe-Bay yesterday.

Moving on to the adults, Jesse has a TERRIBLE post-natal-fever. I’ve followed Nurse Nightingtale’s book on nursing very closely on how to care for him. He’s in a well-ventilated room with plenty of sunshine. I scrub his room in piping-hot water with lots of disinfectant everyday so it remains nice and clean. I covered the windows with heavy swags of curtain that DO allow SOME light to pass through. I pulled his bed out into the middle of his room so he has plenty of air circulation . His chief medicine is beef-tea which those good little duckies made for him. I’m feeding him on chicken gruel which seems to do wonderfully for him. I’ve got an IV drip into his veins which pump in a vegetable-rice porridge and plenty of nutrients. I constantly mop up his head which is always covered with beads of sweat. He’s much better already and can sit up properly and just about walk now.

Now, to the talk of the babies again. I just finished decorating and furnishing their room. I painted the room with sunny yellow non-toxic, hypoallergic, anti-mould and damp paint. I wallpapered on a adorable wallpaper of bunnies in strips at the bottom and the top. Their cribs are beautiful. Both are intricately carved and painted in white with a mobile dangling above. There is a changing-table, nightlight, baby gym from Pizza, a play-pen from Hazel and a little treasure chest filled with all the toys they’ve recieved. I put in a little alcove with a fitted shelf and its filled with little stuffed-toys.

Oh goody! Jesse just vomited over the rug,

ANNA