Dear Diary,
Fine, we flew here, we didn’t take a plane and our hideout is a stinking rat hole which I love alright. Ella says that I belted out the Mission Impossible Theme song. It was probably because she was singing too loud and horribly to actually notice she was the one singing.
Nicholas keeps getting on my nerves by saying (blah…blah…blah) It’s a serious mission. I’ve been flapping my wings and screaming “To infinite and beyond for the past hour.
Our stinking rathole is filled with our sleeping bags and other stuff. I set the place up such that we have a cooking portable stove in one area where we heat up our C4 rations at night, the sleeping bags are arranged such that the girls are on one side and the boys on the other along with the corner for extra activities.
C4 rations are packets of food we heat up with C4. They are really small but there are all kinds of flavours. I had fried chicken wing and hamburger patties just now.
Utopia is a real mess. The buildings are short and ugly and I don’t know why we’re here. Chiplotas says it has got to do with the Operation Grease guys who set up a main, big base here.
Operation Grease:
Overhead Squad Leader, Mr. Nicholas Alexavier has signed the contract and agreed to take his squad to Utopia. The raid of the Oil Plant main base will be carried out in the following week, 13th January. The team members, Pizza, Hazel, Teddy and Ella, will carry out the mission together. Mr. Nicholas Alexavier will watch their backs in a tiny hidy-hole underground.
Grogans Derowen will be waiting outside the building in case of emergency. The mission controller, Mac Ferginard. Mac Ferginard will be stationed on the top of the building. Before the mission, layouts of the main base will be given out. These are to be memorised so that reference to the map will not be so frequent.
This mission is classified under medium risk as there is a 50% chance of being caught and a 50% chance of getting out safely.
There are heat sensors in all rooms of the main base so the squad captain will cool the members down with his powers. All members are not to resist these powers or use special enchantments on themselves. The heat sensors are adjusted such that only the squad captain’s power will be effective.
Squad Captain: Has most recent genetic twists for the “cooling” power. Had powers altered 897ioi
Each member will be given a code name.
Teddy: F-22 Raptor
Ella: Albatros D.I
Hazel: F-117 Nighthawk
Pizza: F-15A Eagle
Team Captain: B-17 Flying Fortress
These names must be used in communication.
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Wow, I love this mission alright. I’m a F-22 Raptor. Don’t ask me where I got the paper from OK?
F-22 Raptor: *Transmittor crackles to life* F-117 Nighthawk, come in.
F-117 Nighthawk: *Crackles* Hey, Raptor.
Wow. I love my name.
Ok, Chiplotas (B-17 Flying Fortress) is calling,
F-22 Raptor
P.S. I think Chiplotas is Flying Fortress only because he’s so BIG.
P.S.S. And I swear Ella is acting all weird. She keeps accusing me of growing up and etc. Why doesn’t she think about herself? I mean, she goes all red and jerky when a boy walks past. And then she keeps watching me and recording the “signs”. She should really get down to recording her own. And she says I’m looking at Anna’s bust!!! I mean, how do you not notice Anna? She is still huge and she weighs 40kg still! And neglection caused me to fall all the way back to 25 kg. Anna? Hello? Have you been feeding me enough?
